The Great White North part 1

Here I am with some DVDs of our short film "Woods Baseball". I will take these DVDs on an airplane tomorrow, then I will take them on a bus, then I will take them to a party where I hope to force them down people's throats. Then they will take them home or leave them in their hotel for the staff to find. If they take them home, they might put them in a DVD player to watch or maybe their trash can or in a pile of stuff somewhere. Many people will be at this party, it is the Canada International Film Festival's VIP networking party. Nobody has ever called me a VIP before so I'm looking to make a lasting impression. I will wear a some new pants and my cleanest shirt. There, I will meet foreign dignitaries, Canadians, and other people who make films.