Well as Halloween approaches fast, costume decisions must be made. Right now I only have a few things in mind. Here is a brief list of the costumes I am considering and a pro and con list for each...which do you think is best? Also as you look at the pictures of the costumes....instead of looking at the costumes only look at the models and think how much fun it must be too model these very funny costumes.
"SO WHAT my banana dick is showing....LOL!"
The Banana-Dick-joke is SO FUNNY! Dick-joke costumes are really popular right now and usually get the biggest laugh, (this can be a pro and a con depending on your sense of humor) lets see how it weighs out in the pros and cons list.
- Dick Joke Costume
- Silly Face
- Covers your whole face
- Bananas don't have eyebrows
- Chances of hooking up with a chick are very high
- Cheaply Made
"You want me to hold my hands up like this...I mean my claws LMFAO!!!!!"
The King Crab is a guaranteed laugh...if you like puns, which no one does...Sadly The King Crab doesn't have his penis showing...a big con.
- Giant Claws
- No Dick Joke
- How are you supposed to hold anything with those giant claws?
- Cheaply made
- No chance of getting laid
"I'll pretend I'm dancing! LMAO!"
The Dancing Lime costume is only on the table of consideration because the model did a great job of showing just how much fun it is to be a lime!
- Great Mobility
- Not funny
- 0% chance of getting laid
The Pizza Slice
is an AWESOME COSTUME! This costume is funny is simple and best of all you have 75% chance of getting laid...who doesn't like pizza?
- Your a slice of pizza
- GREAT mobility
- Wacky and Original
- Olives and Pepperoni
Even thought the Banana-Dick-Joke costume has the most pros...I'm not one for the dick jokes SOOOOOOOOO LOOKS like I'm going to be a slice of pizza this year!