Halloween Costumes

Well as Halloween approaches fast, costume decisions must be made. Right now I only have a few things in mind. Here is  a brief list of the costumes I am considering and a pro and con list for each...which do you think is best? Also as you look at the pictures of the costumes....instead of looking at the costumes only look at the models and think how much fun it must be too model these very funny costumes.

banana costume
banana costume

"SO WHAT my banana dick is showing....LOL!"

The Banana-Dick-joke is SO FUNNY! Dick-joke costumes are really popular right now and usually get the biggest laugh, (this can be a pro and a con depending on your sense of humor) lets see how it weighs out in the pros and cons list.

Pros

  • Dick Joke Costume
  • Silly Face
  • Covers your whole face
  • Bananas don't have eyebrows
  • Chances of hooking up with a chick are very high

Cons

  • Cheaply Made
  • Unrealistic
king crab costume
king crab costume

"You want me to hold my hands up like this...I mean my claws LMFAO!!!!!"

The King Crab is a guaranteed laugh...if you like puns, which no one does...Sadly The King Crab doesn't have his penis showing...a big con.

Pros

  • Funny
  • Giant Claws
  • Crown

Cons

  • No Dick Joke
  • How are you supposed to hold anything with those giant claws?
  • Cheaply made
  • No chance of getting laid
lime costume
lime costume

"I'll pretend I'm dancing! LMAO!"

The Dancing Lime costume is only on the table of consideration because the model did a great job of showing just how much fun it is to be a lime!

Pros

  • Great Mobility

Cons

  • Not funny
  • 0% chance of getting laid
pizza slice costume
pizza slice costume

The Pizza Slice

 is an AWESOME COSTUME! This costume is funny is simple and best of all you have 75% chance of getting laid...who doesn't like pizza?

Pros

  • Your a slice of pizza
  • GREAT mobility
  • Wacky and Original

Cons

  • Olives and Pepperoni 

Even thought the Banana-Dick-Joke costume has the most pros...I'm not one for the dick jokes SOOOOOOOOO LOOKS like I'm going to be a slice of pizza this year!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!