Wow Ben. What a great post.... In other news some one hacked my "My Papa Points" account and used all my points. If you aren't familiar with the "My Papa Points" program I'll fill you in.
"My Papa Points" is a rewards program for the pizza chain "Papa Johns". Pretty much you get points by ordering online. For every $5 you spend you get 1 point and for every $10 you spend you get 2 points. If you get 25 points you get a free pizza. I had about 250 points or good for 10 free pizzas. Now since I've been hacked, I have 0 points or good for 0 free pizzas. Looks like theres no pizza party this year.