Pizza Party

 

"What does one do? What does one do when something like this happens? There are so many things one things one could do, there are so many things one could do when something like this happens. When your son has a birthday pizza party. When your son has a birthday pizza party and invites the kid who takes pride in shooting soda out of his nose. There are so many things that one can do when your son has a birthday pizza party and invites Gus, Gus the kid who shoots soda out of his nose for fun. There are many many things you can do when Gus decides to forgo the rolls of paper towels which were purchased for the occasion and wipe his loud, greasy, tomato-sauce -covered mouth on your the 17th center Dutch tapestry depicting King Willem III on an otter hunt." Albert Nesty thought as Gus Brunstein exited the car. 

"Thanks for driving me home Mr. Nesty" Said Gus 

"...now I know where you sleep..."

The End